Awkward moments

Adolescence

Remp-it versus Girl.

Hai.. awak ni cantex la ! name siape....
Ee. apehal kau? aku tk kenal kau la.
Ala... garang nyewW awak ni... saya nak berkenalan lah. bole keWw....
I'm sorry, my parents taught me better.
Hah? Dah speaking pulak diewWw..... sayew tk pahamzZz larRrR......
I don't talk to strangers you weirdo.
CumilxX la awak nie ....
Rott in hell .

Charmer versus Girl.

Hey, havent seen you around before.
*melts
I'm ******, what's your name?
******* *smiling away
Oh that's a beautiful name.
Hehe. thank you.
And so are you :)
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Younger guy versus Girl.

I have a crush on you.
Whaat ? jangan main2 la. *LOL
Tak, serious. aku suke kau.
Tapi kau younger !
Hmm nak couple tak ?
Err, *no answer

Friend versus Girl.

Ye la ye la. kau kan lawa :P
Ngahhaa . lawak la kau ni !
Eh eh tapi aku handsome jugak pe
Ye ke? hahah. tak pun :P
Eish *merajuk
Alalala. jgn la merajuk syg oi. ye la kau handsome :P
hahaha.
-interrupted by someone else.
Woi, kau suke die eh ?
Haha ye aku suke die. ade masalah?
Korang couple ke?
Haha ye die girlfriend aku
HAHHAHA *LOLed
Korang nih. serious laaa

So what's the conclusion ?
HAHAHA. Wow this is random =.=

cheers,
ILLA

Counting off

the days left to PMR.

Hey hey I finally listened Zee Avi.
Er the title is Kantoi i think.
It's quite funny actually but also nice.
Haha, camne tu ?

PS; do open stupidcupidmumbles.blogspot.com to listen
to this PMR song written and sang by our very own eda !
ngahhaa . (see eda! i'm promoting your song :P)

Monday .
ngahaha. funny + embarassing day.

Wednesday .
Oh yeahh . Kena buli with a bunch of form1s.
cis !
haha. benjy called me small kid (=.=)

Friday .
During science we went to the library.
And talked to Edric and Bryan.
Ruzain malu malu (so called) because of dotdot .
We talked about her hahah.
Sat with Isaac during Civic.
We talked and heish. keji betul la!
hahah. oh yeah sketch was fun . eventhough tht lazybum wasnt there :P
crapped with all of them and roo joined us too :D

cheers,
ILLA

Utter

weirdness.

Lulu, I will be at avengeeeeeeee !
And you form1 p***s !
I won't forget what you said about me .
Jay-Jay-Jerksssssssss !
Boo hoo !

And Shav the Perv,
=.= not talking to you !

To Ismah not red colour person,
Hoedown Throwdown rocks ! HAHAHAH ;D

Ps; Monday was loads of fun .
Guan , too funny ! Cant.describe.in.words.
And Mrs. R, thanks for embarassing me .
Hahah. I hate standing infront of the class .

It's study timeeeeeeee !

cheers,
ILLA

Cross-country 09

I awoke with a nervous feeling in my stomach

hhahaha. i WAS nervous and i ate only one piece
of IKO for breakfast ;D

and a few sips of guara.

I arrived on school grounds around 7.30-ish
and looked for 3A but could not see the sign.
And that's when I saw dickson and Johan.
And Johan said "hey" and pointed where 3A is.
So I went there and thank god mandy was sweet enough to come !
I don't want to mention names, but edasaraheyshaliy lazy bums :P
hahah . (i've no idea why i like doing tht lately; saying idntwanttomentionnames and then mention the name)

Anyway during the school anthem,
johan and dickson made stupid jokes
I had to control myself from laughing !
teachers were looking okay.
ahah.

After that was the hoedown throwdown session !
haha okay not really , it was the warm up session
but ismah and me hoedowned instead .
and pn.sanda shouted my name through the
loudspeaker thingy infront of every Jentayu members !
That was funny + embarassing cause everyone was looking
at me hahah. and ismah laughed =.= useless friend :P
And then during the exercises , we counted our lungs off.
and again , people were looking at us. kan farhanaa ? gahaha.
I saw isaac and johan looking and they kept on smiling and laughing :P

So The Run .
Oh mannnnnnnnnnnn !
It was super duper duper tiring !
I have NEVER felt so tired in my 6 years of merentas desa-ing.
And usually when I'm so close to school,
i wouldn't stop but just now i can't help it. it was freaking tiring !
then joey riss and guan cheered for me .
they went, "go illa goooooooo !" hahah.

Everyone kept on asking the same question .
This conversation is spoken in chinese style.
Me People
Nabilah , awak dapat nombor brape ?
Hahaha. Teruk laa
Tak apa la, saya pun teruk juga
Hahaha I got number 6

Unexpected ? I actually expected that .
Haha of course ! I didn't train for so long.
For sure lah pancit :S

Me Ismah Johan
Johaaan !
Hey :D
Kau dpt number brape?
Heh, number 7. nasib baik. kau ?
enaaaam . teruk en ?
haha hey okay la tu . kau ismah ?
lapan ! lagi teruk hahah
nasib baik .......................
heheh okay bye
ape die ckp ? aku tk dgr
=.=

Me Ismah Zol Nerv
Illaaaa ! ismaaah :D
Zol ! Nervyy !
Zol ! Nerv ! heyyy !
Tadi aku pecut kau
Ye ye . aku cm , eh tak boleh jadi ni. pastu aku kejar kau
haha
tapi aku penat sgt so last last aku jalan
tu la . aku nampak kau , aku pun , *peace action
tu lah . kurang ajar betul . aku tgh penat boleh lak kau ngan farhan peace kat aku
:D
illa, kau olahraga long distance ke short ?
aku short distance laaa
aku pun , sbb tu tak boleh merentas desa
ek ele ! aku pun short , boleh je
*makes faces

Oh yes , congrats to those who beat me .
Especially Farhan and Zol.
since I told them to meet me ;D
Overall, it was a tiring but FUN daay :D

Red is my colour Ismah :P

cheers,
ILLA

Boo-bastic

Friday, 4th of July.

I had my usual friday walk with Roo again ;)
We talked while we jogged 2 rounds and we were exhausted !
HAHA . It was fun.
We talked about politics and tennis
Woah, watch out people !
We are the future Dato's of Malaysia.
Haha we dreamed about being a duo pro tennis players.
And we were able to travel the world and still beat everyone against us.
And , the best part of all, we were even better than Nadal and Roger F !
HAHA , that would be soooo cool even it came true, right Roo ?

After putting on our kain(s) in LP ,
we walked to the girl's toilet when Lulu came up to me and
asked for tissue paper with her eyes red with tears.
I simply said no and asked why .
And she just said "my finger" and went away.

So we changed anyway and found out that
there was a battle between Lulu and Eysha.
so that's how Lulu got herself injured.
Back in class,
Pn. Hamidah was busy with our exam papers so she let us do our own work.
So i sat with Eda, Sarah and Guan and we talked and crapped.
Eysha sat next to her darling (not hers actually) IZ
and L.O.Led . ;D typical eyshaa :D
Anywho, we (me and sarah) told Guan...

Me Sarah Guan
Eh eh ruzain suke eda kan ?
Oh oh ye ke ye ke ?
Haha ye kot..
kenape awak tanye ? saeda suke ruzain ke ?
hahaha ruzain suke eda kan kan ?
saya taktau. saya pergi tanye kejap
okay
*walks away
eh eh jangan la tanye skrg! obvious la nanti
*laughed
*came back
Ape die cakap ? ;D
ruzain kate mane ade
alah. die kan tau awak kawan dgn kitorg mesti la tknak bgtau
oh oh betul betul ;D
Hahaha ruzain suke edaaaaaaaaa

After recess , back in class.
Me, sarah, eda and eysha were chatting about *those moments when;

Me Sarah Eda Eysha IZ
*something red appeared on eysha's teeth
Weh, asal ngan gigi kau ?
Haaaaaah ?! *wiped her teeth
mesti yang smlm kopek tu kan
ye kot. wey sakitttttttt
haha terkejut aku nampak gigi kau merah
tu lah. aku pun
aku ingat vampire mane la tadi
AHAHHAHA
omg eyshaaa
whaaaaaaat ?!
*IZ came and sat down
IZ tengok eysha ! tadi gigi die berdarah
ye lah sebab die cium saya
eeee hahaha
ganas nye !
hahah kitorang french kiss
korang french kiss gune ape ?
lidah ke gigi ?
eeeeeeeee geli ! hahahaaha tapi lawak la
ktorg kiss dkt library
oh ha-ha very funny
eh betul laa :)
hahaha

During maths we learnt Linear Equations 2.
I feel smart knowing how to solve them xD
agagaga ;D

Civic,
as usual Guan would sit in eysha's seat next to sarah and right behind me.
Then he would go on and on about dotdotdot.
Somehow, yesterday dotdotdot didn't do any funny stunts .
hah . guan guan . so weird la you ! :P

The 5th of July, Saturday

We went for breakfast at Manjalara.
Ohhh , the mee goreng taste great !
By the time I reached school for Softball practice,
i had my tummy filled with food !
And when I went in,
noticing the absence of Yen and Aina (since LiyIqinIsmah are at frim),
i quickly dialled aina's number.
and she said she wasn't coming.
I said hai to riss and bren then head off to softball.
and yeah , after 5 months without practice,
I suck.
I mean, i use to suck , but now i'm worst.
but that KL coach guy says my running and catching is good.
My throwing is unstable. sometimes okay ,
sometimes lontar-ing .

some of the KL team players were there too.
But I was Little Miss Quiet.
I laughed here and there but not often .

After the dang practice was over ,
I went to join roo riss joey guan bren.
They were doing the mural thingy so i helped them out.
And then me and guan and riss started fighting (the childish fight)
and guan held his brush against my face and said, "nak surrender tak?"
and i shouted, "neverrrrrrrr !"
hahaha.
it was fun .
me and riss chased guan but that little brat managed to escape :D
Anyways, thanks guys for letting me join you .
At least that way, I had fun ;D

Ayah picked me up using his Mercedes.
While walking towards the car ,
i noticed some of the KL players were still not on their way home.
I just kept walking .
They were all looking and when I opened the door ,
they shouted "Bapak diaaa !"
I almost burst in laughter ;D

Study study study~

cheers,
ILLA

wanievil :P

To my weird crappy baboontut 14 year old friend,

NUR SYAZWANI BINTI KAMARUDDIN;
Happy 14th birthdaaay baboon !
Haha kira tua la tu kan waniee?
See , I remembered. :P
Aku tau la hari Jumaat 10th of July,
I don't need a reminder wawawanie -.-'
HAHAHA
Confession; I think your the crappiest friend I ever had.
More than Skinny Qins ! hah.
Woah , terer tu ! ahahaha .
Anyways, form2 study elok elok yeah .
And happy birthday crappy wanievil !
Oh and ily <3

Ergh. sorry blurry xD

cheers,

ILLA

The 4th of July, Liy/Lulu

Late post.

LIYANA BINTI SHAHAROOM;
Happy 15th birthday ! or belated .
Haha . god, you can be so so SO weird sometimes.
I yes, you'll be the first. no worries.
no depressing okay ?
chillllllllllllllll !
HAHAHA
Don't forget , i'm the only one who calls you LULU :P
And so happy 15th bday and ily bestie <3

It's a fine haircut lulu, stop saying your hair sucks -.-'

this so proves your weird-ness :P
Lulu~

cheers,

ILLA

27th June 2009, Eda's

"They say, An apple a day

keeps the doctors away.

Well I say, all for one

and one for all !"

I wanted to post this on 27th June .
However, that was impossible as I was in FRIM .
So here goes.

SAEDA IMAN BINTI KUSHAIRI;
Happy belated birthdaaaaaay !
So now your 15 .
Like I said in the card ,
don't think for a second that you've grown 'mature'
cause your no WHERE close !
HAHAHHA
Eda oh eda. your so gullable ;D
hahah.

Anyway, just remember that I'm always right.
And you know it :P
Let's see, you've been my bestfriend since standard4 !
woah that's a super long time xD
HAHAHA.
Eventhough your weird and likestalkingtoyourself,
you still my bestfriend . so happy 15th birthday and ily <3

Remember this ? Haha. Location; Sarah's house Objective; Battle Royale

Eda~

cheers,

ILLA